Dear Son, I'm writing this slow cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper where most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the Missouri family that lived here took the numbers with them for their next house so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place here has a washing machine! The first day I put four shirts in it and I pulled the chain and haven't seen em' since. Its only rained twice this week, three days the first time, and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send you, Well your Aunt Sue said it'd be a little bit too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, said if we didn't make the last payment in Grandma's funeral, up she comes! About your father, he has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetary. And, about your sister, she had a baby this morning! Don't know whether its a boy or girl yet, so I can't tell you if you are an aunt or an uncle! Your Uncle John fell into a whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he just fought them off playfully, so then he drowned. So we done cremated him, and he burned for three whole days! Three of your friends went off that old bridge in there pickup. One of them was driving, the other two was in the back. The driver got out. He rolled the window down and he swam to safety. But, them other two drowned. They just couldn't get that ole tailgate down! Not much more news at this time. Write more often. Your Mom
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