Cowboy and His Horse A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse, and walks into a saloon. He goes up to the bar, orders a beer, drinks it & walks out of the saloon. He walks back in and says, "Somebody in here has stolen my horse!" He gets a bunch of strange looks and a few shoulder shrugs from all the bar patrons. Then cowboys hollars out, "Hey, If my horse ain't back here in five minutes, I'm just gonna have to do what I did in back in Dodge City!" A loud voice from the back of the bar asks, "Well, what did you do in Dodge City?" The cowboy looks around the room and then gives them all a long stare and says. "I walked!"
A pastor at an old fronteir church ended a very stirring sermon with. "All those who want to go to Heaven, put up your hands!" Everyone there enthusiactically raised their hands! Everyone, except an old grizzled looking cowboy, slouching up against the wall at the back of the church. All heads turned as he slowly sauntered up to the front, as his spurs jingled. He said. "Preacher, that was way too easy. How'd ya know that all these folks is serious? I can gar-antee to prove to ya'all who really means it, and who don't!" Bemused and not the least bit frightened, the preacher said, " Ok Stranger, you go ahead and put all the faith of these good people to the test. Ask them anything you want!" Hearing that, the ole cowboy pulled out his twin six-shooters, turned to the congregation and said. "Alright....Who wants to go to Heaven? Raise Your hands!" |
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The Cowboy At Church One Sunday a cowboy went to a church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach? The cowboy thought for a jest moment, then said. "I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle, and only one showed up. I'd feed him." So the preacher began his sermon. One hour passed, then 2 hours, then two and a half hours til he finally was finished. He came down to ask the cowboy how he had liked the sermon. So the cowboy answered very slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I'd gone to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I just reckon that I wouldn't feed him all the hay!" Load of Hay A minister was walking down a country lane, when he sees a young farmer struggling with loading hay back on to a cart. "You look hot Son" he said to the young man. "Why don't you rest for a moment, then I'll give you a hand." The young man said. "No thanks, I don't think my father would want me to do that." Yhe minister said, "Oh don't be silly, Everyone is entitled to have a break! Come here and have a drink of water." Again, the young man politely said his father wouldn't like it, and would be upset! Losing his patience, the minister said, "Your father must be a real slave driver! Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!" He young farmer said "well, He's under the load of Hay!"
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The Cowboys New Horse A cowboy was trying to buy a horse from a horse seller. The seller says, "I guess theres a little something you should know about this horse. He'll stop running when you say Amen, and he starts running when you say Praise The Lord!" The cowboy said. "No Problem." and buys the horse. He rides off on the horse, and suddenly decides to test the horse. So he says, "Amen" and the horse stops in the road, just like the man said. He says, "Praise The Lord" and the horse takes off running like mad, with the man holding on as hard as he could. He yells, "Stop! Stop! Whoah, and You stupid horse" though nothing works! So the cowboy began praying. "Dear God, Oh Please let the horse stop! Please God, Make him stop now. Amen." The horse stopped right at the edge of a cliff. With great joy and enthusiasm, the man screamed out, very loudly "Praise The Lord!"
"Little Daisy" A Rancher was reading his Sunday paper,when suddenly he was hit almost senseless by his wife, who was standing behind him with a big ole frying pan! "What was that for?" He asked. His wife yelled at him, "Why do you have a slip of paper in your shirt pocket that says Little Daisy on it?" "Oh Honey, Don't you remember that I went to the Horse Races a couple weeks ago? Little Daisy was the name of one of the horses I bet on!" He said. A few days later, the Rancher comes into the house, takes off his boots and lies down on the sofa and closes his eyes. Once again he is hit on the head. He says, "Now what's that for this time?" His wife answered as she was leaving the room, "Your horse called!" |
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